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THE 2019 guide to Ugly Christmas Sweaters

It's that time of year, mates. Ugly Christmas sweaters are by definition a hideous article....

It’s that time of year, mates. Ugly Christmas sweaters are by definition…..

A hideous article of clothing, received from relatives who don’t like you. It’s origins are ancient and were initiated to punish kids who wouldn’t eat their spinach. The relative always had a horrifying affliction Ie: (mustached aunt) .

-Urban Dictionary

Today, the term “sweater” is used loosely. It could be a turtleneck, a vest, or a sweatshirt. It’s just gotta be ugly. Oh and we choose to wear them. No more mustchaed aunts handing them out on Thanksgiving, just us and our own hard owned dollars. Since your time is valuable, I’ve put together a list of 6 places where you can get your 2019 Ugly Christmas sweater to wow your friends and most importantly, your dog.

1. Goodwill / Salvation Army / Thrift Stores

This is the cream of the crop. BUT they will go QUICK. They’re the A++ ugly sweater department. With this first option, you will have to do some digging and may have to stop by several different thrift stores or Goodwills. However, it won’t make a huge dent in your wallet so you can spend that extra money you saved on buying one for your dad. Cheers!
Learn more about Goodwill here.

2. Blizzard Bay

Oh me oh my, I’m loving these ugly sweaters. The Blizzard Bay boys have sweaters ranging from tacos wrapped in bows to llamas with a santa hat. You can’t go wrong with the Blizzard Bay boys.
Check out what they have on Amazon.

3. Ragstock

DEAL OF THE DAY: Vintage Christmas sweaters are 50% online at Ragstock. Ragstock started in the Twin Cities (MN), but has since expanded outside of this frigid, tundra-like city. To spice up your ugly sweater look, you can also pick-up a pair of ugly Christmas leggings and a jumbo light up santa hat. Ragstock’s got you covered head to toe!
Check out Ragstock.

4. Tipsy Elves

“As seen on shark tank”. Tipsy Elves got its first big debut after Robert Herjavec invested $100,000 for 10% of the company on Shark Tank back in 2013.
Check out Tipsy Elves sweaters.


You might already shop at ASOS so if you get an ugly Christmas sweater from here, you can also order a new years dress. Two birds one stone, ladies!
This is the site for you if you want an ugly sweater, but you don’t want anything too “in your face”. ASOS has a wide range of cute Christmas sweaters with sequin embellishments and dachshunds dressed up in Christmas swag.
Check out ASOS ugly sweaters.

6. Forever 21

Forever 21 is going all out this year. Not only can you buy an ugly sweater, you can also dress up as a Christmas tree with presents as feet. If you’ve been craving attention lately, this outfit is for you. You’ll get all the double-takes and passerby comments. WOOHOO, self-confidence boost of the season!
Forever21 Ugly Christmas apparel.

3 comments on “THE 2019 guide to Ugly Christmas Sweaters

  1. Good news! I have all of these in my winter closet and I will gladly share with you. LOVE!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Don Amorosi

    I’m for thrift store option; recycle!


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